55 viral hacks · 1 very honest scientist
The internet cleans with vibes. Rex cleans with chemistry.
Viral cleaning hacks, tested against real science.
Rex Sterling, Ph.D.
Head of R&D
- Hacks tested
- 55
- Dangers flagged
- 8
- Vibes trusted
- 0
Sorted by most likely to hurt someone
Busted
Barefoot-pressed lemon + baking soda + hot water
Dirty water
Acid cancels base. Feet add contamination.
Busted
Unplugged, cooled iron + damp cloth
clean iron
Abrasives can damage coatings.
Busted
Unknown spray + bag + household vacuum
Damp cushion
Vacuumed air is not extracted water.
Busted
NaHCO₃ + CH₃COOH →
CO₂↑
salty water + bubbles
Busted
Care-code check + silicone glove
fur removed
Pumice can abrade upholstery.
Busted
SiO₂ + C₆H₈O₇ + sugar in a rubber fold →
GRIT
abrasive packed in a fold
Busted
5% CH₃COOH + a few drops of lavender
≠ EPA
not a registered disinfectant
Busted
CₙH₂ₙ₊₂ over skin oil →
MASK
hides prints, holds grease
Rex's one rule
Bleach goes in alone. Every time. No cocktails, no "boosters," no exceptions.
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